Once upon a time there was a kingdom called Lablaboo and there lived a Princess called Bec. She had a green, purple, red, blue and yellow horse. She was noisy and hairy with a giant voice. She was a Munchkin and was tiny. She always said, "My train has gone chew chew on my head, so follow the yellow brick road." She always wore her shorts on her arms and legs and when she was angry she poured sand on her head.  One day she told a great story and this is how it went . . . . . Once upon a time, The End.